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Paris Hilton is releasing another album….  
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fawnah: wrencer <3
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“HONEY”“WHAT”“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”“WHAT”“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”“WHAT?!”“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”“I NEED THEM”“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
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radhauswife: This is amazing.

let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake 

(Source: rlymax, via the-craic-of-horan)
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zerie:

zerie:

how did the hipster burn his tongue

he sipped his coffee before it was cool
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I’m sorry but klaus and hayley….

delena-hell-yeah:

No! No! Just No!
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